whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Also, beer. Big fan.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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