So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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