they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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