She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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