ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
