he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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