You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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