I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
