The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
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Operation Purity has been aborted
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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