yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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