ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just gift wrapped bread.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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