it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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