does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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