i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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