Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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