5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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