could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
You smell like stripper and shame
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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