Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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