I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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