I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.