I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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