But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I had to cum in my sink.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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