YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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