Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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