Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You're a waste of cheezeits
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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