idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
there is puke in my bra ... again
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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