his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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