ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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