But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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