We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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