Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
In other news, I just burned my penis
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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