bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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