Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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