they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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