We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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