Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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