The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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