i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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