wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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