Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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