My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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