He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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