He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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