are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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