Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BRING THE BAGELS
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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