Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Say something about gay babies.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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