my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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