i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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