Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Never joke about your clitoris.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
