her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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