i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I could fuck to npr.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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