it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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