she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
