hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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