Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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