And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We are two peas in an std pod
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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