Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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