the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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