Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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